A List to Post Beside Your Computer
For those of you who tend to be gullible, you might want to consider
the following items and place them beside your computer:
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
don't forward an e-mail.
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog if I do forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and Victoria Secret doesn't know
anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more
than 50 people.
5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola,
Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail.
NEVER...EVER!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program and I am not STUPID
enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
or more people!
8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England
collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old, but he is now cancer
free, at least 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, BUSINESS
CARDS OR GET-WELL CARDS.
9. The US government does NOT have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever
they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us five
cents for every e-mail we send.
10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an
e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!
11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual
dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this
to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12. MADELINE MURRAY O'HARE (deceased) is not trying to get "Touched
by An Angel" off the air.
13. And finally I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling
me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God
wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He
picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now. Send this to 50 of your best friends today or you will have bad luck for 50 years. Honest.
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